Titles For Books I May or May Not Write

So many books now have similar titles. A popular title format is “A (blank) of (blank) and (blank)”. So I decided to come up with some book titles and maybe get inspired to write the next bestseller. If you want to use one of these titles, I can’t stop you, but maybe consider mentioning me when you’re on the daytime television circuit. Here we go:

~ A House of Dust and Blood

~ A Shack of Pain and Despair

~ A Bungalow of Thought and Obfuscation

~ A Corridor of Stone and Shadows

~ A Pantry of Bone and Fire

~ A Bathroom of Hope and Enchantment

~ A Time of Flesh and Stars

~ A Coat Closet of Discovery and Intrigue

~ A Kitchen of Wrath and Spice

~ A Bedroom of Life and Death

~ A Garden of Thorns and Bodies

~ A Basement of Secrets and Spider Crickets

~ An Office of Ennui and Possibilities

~ A Boardroom of Shame and Drama

~ A Court of Dusk and Insecurities

~ A Mall of Murder and Bargains

~ A Terrarium of Love and Longing

~ A Menagerie of Cats and Wistfulness

~ A Castle of Rock and Deception

~ A Basket of Flowers and Skulls

~ A Teacup of Oolong and Arsenic

~ A Parlor of Games and Glamour

~ A Hatbox of Memories and Contraband

~ A Timeline of Memes and Mayhem

~ A Shitload of Sex and More Sex

~ An Envelope of Doom and Truth

~ A Ballroom of Debutants and Demons

~ A Restaurant of Delight and Regret

~ A Submarine of Surprise and Claustrophobia

~ A Train of Lust and Virtue

~ A Church of Vice and Villainy

~ A Library of Facts and Fictions

~ A Hotel of Adultery and Bed Bugs

~ A Coffee Shop of Terror and Delight

~ An Apartment of Lies and Questionable Paint Choices\

~ A Heart of Deceit and Purity

~ A Book of Fiends and Saints