Spectacular Sentences
Ok, so maybe these sentences aren’t spectacular, but I wanted a catchy title. I’ve been having a hard time writing lately. My best friend passed away in March and I haven’t felt like doing much of anything. But I’m going to try and update my blog periodically (at least, more periodically than I have been). So what I’ve been doing when I can’t write anything earth-shattering is writing simple yet odd sentences. They all follow the same formula: The (adjective) (noun) (verb)ed. Yeah, I’m not going to win any awards for this, but I’m not winning any awards anyway. I’m operating on the principle that writing something is better than nothing. So I thought I would share my sentences, Some of these may eventually end up in stories, but for now they’re keeping me productive when all I want to do is nothing. Here goes:
The orange cat hiked.
The rectangular window opened.
The obtuse zebra yodeled.
The heartbroken pencil fretted.
The yellow dress exhaled.
The itchy panther squirmed.
The haughty llama spat.
The nauseated pancake screamed.
The frightened telephone shivered.
The sticky smudge persisted.
The tenacious banana growled.
The awful troll curtseyed.
The watery mountain wavered.
The buzzing cactus approached.
The friendly croissant rose.
The majestic cloud hummed.
The baggy horse bowed.
The crooked smile faltered.
The unlucky teacup shattered.
The brisk knife glistened.
The painful scream echoed.
The artful cattle plotted.
The bound man rebounded.
The sad tree breathed.
The red crab hissed.
The uncertain curtain twitched.
The shimmery pool beckoned.
The cocky man lied.
The beautiful hamster purloined.
The broken creature shambled.
The obscene banana pondered.
The crazy wombat giggled.
The scratchy tape blurred.
The sparkly pen flew.
The friendly mermaid shimmied.
The spicy burrito purred.
The ornery peanut grumbled.
The crafty flower crinkled.
The false lumberjack bolted.
The creaky frog stuttered.
The stuffy milk curdled.
The strange boyfriend sighed.
The salmon snail sneezed.
The sluggish thug lugged.
The aggressive onion gargled.
The original cardinal burped.
The creepy baby hissed.
The minty bear winced.
The aggressive fairy cried.
The Marxist antelope pontificated.
The pointy donut tapped.
The constipated milk frowned.
The distraught terrier wriggled.
The sweet octopus waved.
The morbid girl beamed.
The melancholy ant wandered.
The oily usher shuffled.
The greedy ocean swallowed.
The ignorant wall listened.
The belligerent moth cantered.
The decrepit woman griped.
The suspicious helmet hollered.
The foreign armadillo buzzed.
The exuberant author boasted.
The iridescent toilet glimmered.
The regal Cocker Spaniel perched.
The pale orange fluttered.
The immature writer tittered.
The foolhardy teddy bear taunted.
The bored worker wrote.
The pink banjo strummed.
The piebald guinea pig schemed.
The brazen capybara flirted.
The overwhelmed panda exhaled.
The angry woman schemed.
The relieved ring sparkled.
The tired toaster plopped.
The envious daisy extorted.
The quixotic snail demurred.
The pesky cardinal pestered.
The silent gloves shivered.
So that’s what I have so far. I plan to keep this up whenever I feel stuck. Hopefully, I can get back into the writing groove again, but until I do, these sentences allow me to feel somewhat productive.